Parody of Love Shack - Home of Faithful Children's Theme Song
(or it should be.) (the NEW version!)
If you see a neon sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Love Caern! Love Caern yeah yeah
I'm headin' down the Valenti highway, lookin' for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,

We got some wings, They been riding a gale and we're headin' on down
To the Love Caern!

They got them some Weaver, she must find it funny
Cos they ain't goin' on no Wyrm hunt Honey!
The Love Caern is a little old place where we can’t get together
Love Caern baby, {a Love Caern bay-bee}.
Love Caern, baby love Caern, love Caern, baby love Caern, love Caern. {love baby, that's where it's not) love Caern {love baby, that's where it's not)

Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools, 'cause love rules at the Love Caern!
Well it's set way up in the top of a tower,
Just a funky old Caern and we won’t be goin' back!

Bitter about the mattress
Bitter about the skyway
Bitter Mutts on the front porch
But the lovin’s flyin' away

The Love Caern is a little old place where we can’t get together, love Caern baby...
{Love Caern baby!} Love Caern, that's where it's not! Love Caern, that's where it's not!

Thuggin' and a bitin', prancin' and a shovin', fightin' about nothing
Forgettin’ about dovin’
The whole Caern shimmies
YEA! the whole Caern shimmies!
The whole Caern shimmies when Leroi's
Movin' around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Funky little Caern! Funky little Caern!

We got some wings, They been ridin’ a gale and We're about to set sail!
They got them some Weaver, she must find it funny
Cos they ain't goin' on no Wyrm hunt Honey!

Oh the Love Caern is a little old place where we can’t get together
love Caern, baby! {a love Caern baby}
love Caern! baby love Caern
love Caern! baby love Caern
love Caern! baby love Caern {love baby that's where its not, yea, love baby that's where it's not}

Wyrm Wyrm Wyrm, at the Ring baby! (Howl a little louder sugar!}
Wyrm Wyrm Wyrm, at the Ring baby! {I can't hear you!}
Wyrm Wyrm Wyrm, at the Ring baby! {Howl a little louder sugar!}
Wyrm Wyrm Wyrm, at the Ring baby! {I can't hear you!}


Wyrm Wyrm {at the Ring baby}
Wyrm Wyrm {at the Ring}
Wyrm Wyrm {at the Ring baby}
Wyrm Wyrm
Your what?.... Woof, mistrusted!

Love Caern, baby Love Caern!
Love Caern, baby Love Caern! love baby that's where its not, yea, love baby that's where it's not}
Love Caern, baby Love Caern!
Love baby, love Caern
Thuggin' and a bitin', prancin' and a shovin' at the love caern!